|Update: Thank you all for your response on our April Fools Day Prank, we will keep pranking you every year|
Ever felt frustrated at the slow loading speeds of your websites. Or felt annoyed that your customers had to wait longer just because the webserver was located too far away geographically from them? Ever felt unsecure on the internet because some government agency or the other always had an eye on your internet presence?
A lot of you must have, and a lot of you have shared that with us! That’s why we’ve introduced Achtung Stellar! Internet hosting for the space age. Built on revolutionary technologies that allow us to put your data up directly on satellites in LEO (Low earth orbit) We’ve tied up with some of the biggest names in the industry to bring all the features and benefits of cloud based hosting and implement them over a network of 30 earth orbiting satellites in low earth orbit. With an orbital period of 90 minutes each, there is a satellite passing directly overhead every 3 minutes.
Also, being 2000 kms above the earth’s surface, they are technically in international waters (outside the sovereign jurisdiction of any country) and therefore independent of national laws and restrictions. We could smell the freedom if it wasn’t for the thin air up here!
Also, direct satellite hosting bypasses the geographical and political hurdles of terrestrial communication networks allowing your web services to leverage the immense bandwidth available in the sky.
Our initial tests show performance improvements of upto 400% and available bandwidth of upto 300gbps.
But dont take our word for it, try it out for yourself. We are offering a 90 day free trial of the service only for today, sign up at http://achtunglabs.com/stellar right away!